Season 1 ep. 2

I guess jeff is running late again.
Oh, what a shame. Maybe we should get started…
Oh, no, no, no. I think we should wate for Jeff before we start studying.
But maybe when jeff gets here we can talk to him as a group about his tardiness.
Oh, C’mon. Don’t use that word around Abed.

Spoilers.
Hey, Abed. Real stories…They don’t have spoilers.
You understand that TV and life are different, right?
yeah.

Hey!!
My ladie. My lord.
Hey, baby. Hi, sweetie.
Smells nice, vitamine P. Morning, Jeffrey.
What and up?? It’s everywhere.
Good entrance. It was for you. Trank you.
Britta. Hey Jeff.

Britta!
Would you tell us more about Guatemala?
I never went to a real college. I want to be political.
Well, that’s good. You guys should discover this stuff on your own.
Yeah, but we need your help.
We’ve been leaving on the wrong side of the looking glass.
You’re like Jodie Foster or Susan Sarandon.
You rather keep it real than be likeable.
Can you at least tell us what to google?

Every once in a while, students come up to me and ask «Senor Chang, Why do you teach spanish?
They say it just like that.
Why do YOU…teach spanish?
Why…YOU?
Why not Math? Why not photography?
Why not Marcial Arts?
Well I’ll tell you why I teach spanish.
It is not of your business, ok?

Hola. Me llamo Abed.
Hola. Me llamo Troy.
¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
La biblioteca está en la ciudad.
Gracias.

Nice sign
Thanks, I like what you’ve done with the place.
I think I was a little too harsh with you.
I’m not perfect.

That doesn’t sound fair to me at all.
Pierce, I understand if you don’t wanna be my friend.
But this thing that we created, it is bigger than the both of us and it deserve to be done right.
Alright.
Ok, guys…Why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations, they’re not supposed to take…
…Your breath away? Well, tough.

I’m impressed.
Well, how do you know I didn’t do it just to get another shot at you.
‘Cause a smart guy like you would know that no women of that class would
be able of look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again.
No. I know. I thought of that.
She look back.

Spanish 101

Intro song

Give me some rope
Tie me to dream
Give me the hope
To run out of steam

Somebody said
It could be here
We could be roped up, tied up

Dead in a year
I can’t count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away

At least it was here

Season 1 ep. 1

My name is Abed, by the way.
Abed, ah…Nice to know you and then meet you in that order.
Now, about the question that I have
Oh, ah. 11:05 when you ask.
Abed?
Yeah?
¿What’s the deal with the hot girl from Spanish class?

Oh! Hey! Spanish!
Yeah, don’t hit on me, ok?
Ah…I wouldn’t dream of it.
I just wanted to let you know about my Spanish study group.
Oh, wow, the guy who plays Bejeweled on his iPhone all classes has a study group?

Abed in the house!
Wooo!
Why?
Britta invited me, It’s that cool?
I can’t think on a simple logical reason why not.
Cool.
There you go.
Hey, here. Put your contact info down right there. That’s great.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
This is kind like «Breakfast club» huh?
We are in a library.
yeah.

I’m a professor. You can’t talk to me that way!
A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Yes, because that would be adorable!
No, because you’re a five-year-old girl and there’s a pecking order!
Fine, I’ll do it!
Thank you.

It is a disaster in there.
yeah, untutorable.
Do you like Thai food? I love Thai food.
Wait, so… so, this is a game to you? You put human beings into a state of emotional shambles for a shot at getting in my pants?
Why can’t you see that for the compliment that it is?

You know what?
Jeff, actually we didn’t get that far without you, so, if you wanna come back upstairs…
Really?
Well, it is your study group, so.
C’mon. Let’s study.
Sounds good.
I’m sorry I called you Michael Douglas and I see your value now.
Well, That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

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